Christmas Shit

When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.

Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.

by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017

PHAT SHIT

when your shit isn't just a shit its a PHAT shit

Person 1: Dude I just took a shit
Person 2: What kinda of shit?
Person 1: A PHAT shit
Person 2: NO WAY CAN I SEE?

by kiddo11 February 16, 2019

snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

Go in yo shit

The act of striking someone directly in the face

Person "oh yeah? What you gon do?"
Me "man I'll go in yo shit right now"

by Thedeetrain August 3, 2022

I don't give a shit

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

horse shit

It's like bullshit, but with more attitude.

Jack: I told the teacher my dog ate my homework, but he knew it was horse shit.

by RumbleRoar June 23, 2012