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pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss
Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !
by El Chapo March 7, 2011
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shitbeast

Scientific term for the breed of dog otherwise known as "poodles."
The best method to deter a shitbeast from humping your leg is to hit it in the face.
by B00B00 December 15, 2008
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Shitterass

A wierd word that was made up by the Mast family...

Mostly describes a brat, or a monster, that is COMPLETELLY annoying/stupid, or Even overrated(See my Halo deffinition).
Those little Shitterasses broke my damned lamp last week runnin round my house like a fucking Shitterass!
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. April 29, 2005
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shittech

anything that is poorly made using cheap materials desinged poorly bad engineering usallly made in china breaks a week after buying
hey jim that barbaque i bought at walmart 3 months ago is rusting and is falling a part" well you know jim thats just striaght up shittech "
by modified dick March 23, 2011
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Shithead nozzle

A nozzle used in quiet the same manner as a douchbag nozzle, but not the same. Please refer to douchbag nozzle for examples.
by Douchbag nozzle December 6, 2011
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shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013
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shitter glitter

The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.
Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!
by chrognac April 27, 2014
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