Serbian Beard

Originally hailing from the uncanny likeness to Osama Bin Ladens beard. When the genitalia of a male/female is evenly carpeted by a thick layer of scragly and/or greasy bush that hangs at least 6 inches. The smell of which compares to that of a nazi jew oven after a long day of cooking. It is also great for covering the following: puffy Vag lips, manginas, small shafts, Gaga balls, STD's, and last but not least the left over remains of last night's meal (these can serve as a tasty treat for your partner).

B****-"Dude I was about to nail Samantha but I couldnt even find her clam through that Serbian Beard."

T*****-"I know! That thick overgrowth is like an Amazon jungle. I swear I saw monkeys swinging from her Vag Vines."

B****-"At least i got free KFC out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately..."

by B-beard&R-beard July 18, 2010

Serbian Curse

The inability to have an orgasm during sex.

Friend: How'd it go with that girl you picked up at the club last night?
Me: It was going well, until we were in bed for 40 minutes and I realized I had be hit by the Serbian Curse.

by valtrexx November 9, 2012

Serving up pasta with marinara sauce

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.

Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.

by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018

serin gas

A bad ass nerve gas that will really fuck up your day in a matter of miniutes if you ever come in contact with it

i jus took a wiff of serin gas and now im royaly fucked

by The Col. December 19, 2004

Serbian exit

To die in jail from natural causes before a guilty verdict can be reached.

Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.

by Bill the Cat April 24, 2008

serbia

Member of ex Yugoslavia. Nice country. Known for some sportists and scientists.

p1: have you ever heard of serbia
p2: is that a country where Novak Djokovic was born in?

by keptndislllsuon January 3, 2021

Serbians

Ya Serbian women r hot, but as said they have been raped by Croats, hahah Croatians fucked up everything for Serbs!

Croatian#1:Look at that hot Serbian bitch, what should we do with her?

Croatian #2: wanna rape her?


Croatian #1: sure, let's go

by Drazen April 25, 2004