seniorzone

Being unable to graduate from college due to the strict orders of quarantine, curfew and social distancing

Man! I'm stuck in the Seniorzone.

The college had just Seniorzoned me.

by MhmCosmo97 April 23, 2020

Senior prime

Senior prime is what you call someone when there in there prime but just need to get out of a sticky situation with someone that they are connected to. Can also mean that person is old and may be disabled wills in there prime

Oh you must be SENIOR PRIME

by Johnson’s fish sales March 23, 2021

Seniorphan

An elderly person abandoned by family and friends, dead and alive.

"I hear tell that 'seniorphan' lived down the hall died all by hisself last week; ain't noone come by to collect his stuff, not even his social security check in the mail.

by nobardi April 11, 2021

Seniour

An alternative to the formal title "Senior" reserved for knobs; those who have phallic shape craniums.

Yours Truly

Name: Knob Head
Title: Seniour Surveyor

by Calm Beach September 8, 2021

Senior leash

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022