The hip new soda pop that all the
kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in
popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of
Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many
people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and
swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.