scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010

Scat Mole

It's when your mom's ex boyfriend steals your tv and all of your expensive belongings, and takes a shit on himself while smearing it all over his body. Later....goes to jail for spreading aids and living off welfare to buy things he doesn't deserve.

Dude!!!! I just denied a Scat Mole's loan.

by Typical CHaz!!!! August 15, 2010

Scatharsis

The intense feeling of relief and cleansing when just having taken a massive dump after a prolonged unfullfilled need to shit.

Having not had the oportunity to poop all day, his recent toilet visit brought an intense scatharsis.

by Uncle Augie September 16, 2012

scat 2.0

A term for "So sick." or "so cool."

Elijah: "I got my new Jordan 11's, and they're scat 2.0, bro!"

by MuffDiver666 July 9, 2018

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019

scatchatoon

a word for white people to use instead of saying the N word

wassup my scatchatoon

by friskysponge October 27, 2019

scat

South County Area Transit...The bus system in Southern San Luis Obispo county California

Do you want a ride on the SCAT?

by fecal fiend October 23, 2001