secateurs 

Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.

Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.

They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.

Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"

Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."

Mate 1:

"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."

Mate 2

*TRIGGERED*

secateurs by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018

setaters 

setaters - refers to a warm hug. in most cases, setaters are given to those who are special to a person. only select people get setaters. setaters are usually given to best friends, family, and those whom the setatee adores with a passion. when one loves another, they are given a setater

Maris loves to give her friends setaters.

setaters by Siram41 October 19, 2009

self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.

"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "

self-seaters by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017

2 seaters 

A car; a ride.

2 seaters by Fangsta March 18, 2003