secateurs 

Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.

Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.

They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.

Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"

Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."

Mate 1:

"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."

Mate 2

*TRIGGERED*

secateurs by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018

setaters 

setaters - refers to a warm hug. in most cases, setaters are given to those who are special to a person. only select people get setaters. setaters are usually given to best friends, family, and those whom the setatee adores with a passion. when one loves another, they are given a setater

Maris loves to give her friends setaters.

setaters by Siram41 October 19, 2009

self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.

"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "

self-seaters by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017

2 seaters 

A car; a ride.

2 seaters by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016