Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

SEAGULL SOUP

A very cool thing / better than everything else

That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP

by Me has return November 3, 2023

Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.

Damn, that's a big fucking seagull

by GreeboMc October 1, 2022

Seagulling

When Bethesda CEO Todd Howard flies by the creative offices at Bethesda and shits all over someone's suggested idea which in turn keeps a good idea from going into fallout 76 starfield and fallout 4. Can also refer to when Bethesda offered the creators of Fallout New Vegas a pay bonus for an 85 on metacritic but rejected it when they got an 84.

Damn it Todd Howard is Seagulling again I'm already paid in literal bottle caps

by Cat Revolution yt June 8, 2022

Seagull

The action of cacking your guts up on a night out

Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back

Guy 1: sick classic stephanie

by RooftopBar April 9, 2019

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024

Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018