schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

schmeagan

A very flamboyant veagan person resembling a gorilla, who likes to pretend to eat meat during the day and infront of others but is secretly eating tofu in the closet.

“I walked out to my car and caught a Schmeagan eating tofu in my trunk.

by Seirdohng April 17, 2024

Schmeal

the nic

yooo sammy lemme rip ur schmeal

fosho i only got splash ice tho

nah gang im good i only rip clice

by user00just December 19, 2024

schmeanus

Giant penises held by giga-chad men and sigma males

Girl1:My boyfriend’s schmeanus is great
Girl2: Omg! Mine too

by bigdog_feetlick January 7, 2025

Schliecker

When someone has simply delivered mega

Wow, he has such a Schliecker run

by p0r January 10, 2025

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

Schmeart

Similar to snorting but with your ears instead of your nose.

HEY BRO! I JUST SCHMEARTED SOME SPRITE!

by shidon24 March 31, 2025