jaden santa

Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol

Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.

by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019

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Santa letter

A kids way of trying to convince santa that they havn't been spoiled little brats all year.

little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.

Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.

little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.

by the real cheeze December 11, 2009

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An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

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Santa Cruz

A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town

"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"

by Kmart lover 2002 November 4, 2019

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santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

by Trashing stardust May 5, 2017

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santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

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