by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013
Get the Sack of Santasmug. An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.
Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.
Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.
Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?
by Telephony December 25, 2020
Get the Santa Clausemug. by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019
Get the jaden santamug. by Cthuloo December 23, 2017
Get the Toilet Santamug. When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations
by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014
Get the Wrath of Santamug. by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009
Get the Peanutbutter Santamug. by Trashing stardust May 5, 2017
Get the santa's bellymug.