sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"

by edkibbee December 24, 2013

sexy pizza

A form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone's lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.

That girl over there loves to give her boyfriends sexy pizza.

Late last night I was hungry and horny so I asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a sexy pizza!

by Jack Killians April 3, 2010

homo-sexy

when a person is viewed as being attractive or pleasing to the eye by their OWN gender and not by the other gender

Danya: I honestly don't know why he thinks he is so good. He's not even that good looking.
James: What do you mean Harry? He's good looking.
Danya: Really? You think so? Huh, guess he must be homo-sexy

by stileless February 22, 2011

Sexy af

Meaning, "SEXY AS FUCK", meaning to be really really sexy. Even enough to fuck the person or thing you're looking at. To be sexually attractive, to a point of sexual excitement.

Man, that girl is sexy af! I could stare at her all day long! Like DAYYYUMMM!

by buttcrackjones May 10, 2015

Sexy Jutsu

Sexy Jutsu is where little boys turn into sexy hot girls in Naruto

Sexy Jutsu TRANSFORM

by XxBabySharkBoi February 5, 2019

sexy shrek

the overall god shrek who is extra thicc

damn that girl's a sexy shrek

by extra thicc shrek January 13, 2020

Sexy Grave

The feeling you get in your gut when you think of a fond memory. Kinda feels like someone’s “walking over your grave” but in like a sexy way.

*Annie gets sexy grave feeling*
Joe: Whoa, you okay?
Annie: Sexy grave.
Joe: Oh, nice, what you thinking about?
Annie: That time we fucked in your car.
Joe: Damn, that was good.

by CentreRose September 20, 2017