salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish

After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish

by anon502 July 7, 2018

slutever

The name of a cult sex blog written by a female squatter in London about her fucked-up life.

1. Have you read Slutever recently?

2. Nah.

by Sweetie1234 December 9, 2009

Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

salutatorian

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008

Sluted

A state of inebriation involving a combination of drugs and alcohol.

From the Kid Cudi song 'Embrace the martian'

Got wasted last night, then me and the boys headed home to a fifty bag and got sluted.

by Jinxreducing April 14, 2009

salutation

A form of greeting used when "hey" "hi" or "wazzup" just aren't good enough.

Bob: Greetings.
Fred: Salutations.

by Drica-Chan July 19, 2006

Slutever

Used to express a lack of care or exasperation in context to promiscuous and/or sexually indiscriminate activities. Uses a prefix of "slut" instead of the formal "what".

Girl 1: I lost my sweater and dignity at that party last night
Girl 2: Slutever, it happens.

Boy 1: Yo I fucked her
Boy 2: Bro, most of us have
Boy 1: Shit ain't that grimy though?
Boy 2: Nah, slutever.

by johnny_hopkins October 3, 2011