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South Carolina Road Scar

An inexplicable 10-15 foot section of highway or interstate in South Carolina that is so scarred to the point it damages vehicle tires, throws off alignments and jolts sleepy motorists awake. Usually occurring after(and most notoriously along I-95) and even more inexplicably hundreds of feet prior to bridges and overpasses, they resemble charred sections of pavement that have been neglected for decades. Also, they are not extended sections of pavement, they usually only last a half second when traveling at typical South Carolina interstate speeds (82-92 mph). In rare cases, the scar extends the entire span of a bridge; however most of these South Carolina Road Scars have been slowly repaired over the course of 15 years.
Trucker 1: That damn four wheeler is about to run into that South Carolina Road Scar after the Pee-Dee bridge.

Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?

Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?
by ausxau March 11, 2020
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yellow brick road apologetics

Coined by Robert M. Price in "The Case Against The Case For Christ", derived from The Wizard of Oz.

Arguing for the truth of a controversial, often religiously significant claim by presupposing the truth of some other equally controversial claim.
"This is why, if apologists like William Lane Craig can get an opponent as far as admitting that Joseph of Arimathea probably did have Jesus interred in his own tomb, and if the women did probably visit the tomb, and that the tomb was probably found to be empty, he can press on to the conclusion that Bingo! Jesus must have risen from the dead! What they somehow do not see is that to argue thus is like arguing that the Emerald City of Oz must actually exist since, otherwise, where would the Yellow Brick Road lead?" -The Case Against The Case For Christ (p.209)

"The disciples clearly didn't hallucinate Jesus after the crucifixion since he allowed Thomas to poke his wounds and he shared bread with them. Simultaneous hallucinations involving multiple sensory modalities just don't happen."
"Yeah, that's just yellow brick road apologetics."
by justanotherusername May 3, 2021
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End of the road

Synonymous with "end of the line," this phrase can denote the literal end of a road or path, or figuratively express a situation where one can no longer progress forward.
College sports are the end of the road for many talented athletes.
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roadie

An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons
Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.
by Ryan May 8, 2003
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road dogs

Running buddies; people you hang out with, go to concerts with and in general, cause mayhem with. Good friends you can count on to head off on a road trip at the last minute.
Man, I miss my main road dogs Jim and Kristin. Remember the time we took off to Buckeye Lake and got lost? Good times.
by music luvah May 7, 2010
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road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.
Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.
by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005
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Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.
by Tim - E June 11, 2006
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