Providurium

Nomen

1. Wenn etwas provisorisches länger als vorgesehen bestehen bleibt und dann einfach zum fixen Bestandteil wird.

"Sollten diese Holzverkleidungen nicht schon seit mehreren Monaten durch Glasscheiben ausgetauscht werden?"

"Die Dinger? Das ist ein Providurium. Der Chef konnte sich immer noch nicht entscheiden, was da rein soll."

by Bausparvertrag December 10, 2024

Providence Style

An aggressive and animalistic approach to insignificant problems, term became widely used to mock the FBI and Providence Police Department after the devastating mass shooting in Providence RI where the FBI and Providence Police proved to be inept.

Mr Y goes all in during a poker tournament and says, “You like that, that’s how we do it Providence Style.”

Sam being intimidated folds immediately.

by Caleb “The Roach” Rivers February 12, 2026

Providence Platypus

When you or your buddy spread one another’s butthole with your big toes, then get butthole to butthole, then shit aggressively down each other.

Hey man want to have a providence platypus?

by sexyrexi February 21, 2026

Prove

I don't have to prove anything to you.

Hym Iam "How about instead of proving that, I prove that God isn't real to one of your kids?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2026

Providence Plug

One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.

I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.

by TJO - DP February 13, 2025

Profederacy

Profederacy (n.): A system of governance in which multiple states or territories unite under a strong central government, not out of obligation or compromise, but out of shared enthusiasm, mutual trust, and common purpose.

Today I learned about the difference of a confederacy and profederacy! A confederacy is a loose type of country with most states retaining their independence, but mainly under one country. A profederacy is multiple territories or states enthusiastically wanting to be in a union with a strong central government!

by profederacy maker April 29, 2025

Prove

No, you are trying to prove things to me that I don't care about and you doing THAT is making it take longer than it has to for ME to prove MY thing.

Hym "Like, I'm sitting here for no reason other than so you can prove me wrong and I don't fucking care. I care about proving MY THING right. Whatever it is you are trying to prove is not something I am ever going to care about."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025