prickly poo

A big poo that hurts like hell on it's way out. Feels like you ate pins and they are exiting your body through your butt hole

Omg I just did a massive prickly poo! I think i need a bum bandage!

by TheQueen111 May 31, 2016

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 17, 2016

Fuckin Prick

When someone surpasses "prick status" so much that the only way to address or describe them is to throw a "fuckin" in there for emphasis.

Dope Whore #1) Mike D has got to be the biggest fuckin prick I've ever known.
Dope Whore #2) Yeah but he sure does fuck like a lot star.
Dope Whore #1) Yeah. We should hit him up.

by MikeD's HBIC December 20, 2018

bona fide ass prick

A person that is a complete self absorbed asshole and is concerned only about himself or herself

The in considerate driver was a bona fide ass prick.

by Mike isn't November 23, 2017

prick

1. To poke something with a sharp object

2. A dick (penis)

3. A dick (worthless asswipe)

You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick...

Whoever votes down on this is a total prick.

by UltimateDark January 6, 2011

Smug Prick

Someone who is completely self centered, selfish and conceited. A person that will destroy the world to get their way and sell out anyone in the process.

I dont think I have ever seen a person that exemplifies the term "Smug Prick" as much as Donald Trump.

by Save Ferris June 3, 2018

Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.

"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."

by Big rig nig February 18, 2009