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pretell

A high superior breed of human. There are few pretells around today, they are the most intelligent and royal family. Pretells are most commonly doctors.

It was predestined that king Pretell the 1st meet with god in the dark under world to have a great battle to decide the fate of the world. He would later meet a woman to clean and cook for him named Abigail that was to be loyal to him forever in time of peace. The pretells lived in a strict high class manner with grace in every step. Today Pretell has become a new common possible slang for 'incredibly Fucking awesome'.
Woah! That guy is so pretell
by Divine right November 27, 2013
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prentzel

An incorrect pronunciation of the word pretzel that is commonly used among misinformed fathers of wonderful children.
Father- “I sure could use a bag of good old fashioned prentzels right now!”
Wonderful Child- “Dad, I beg of you... just pronounce it right!”
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Pretzeldunce

George W. Bush is our current Pretzeldunce.
by jesster79 January 11, 2007
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Pretzellation

Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation
Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation
by Twisted_Nath October 7, 2008
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pretell

The greatest and most heroic of people. They are said to be the smartest and most brave, always on the alert to danger.

They love more than anyone does on this planet. Throughout legends; it was said that king Pretell himself had met god and was acknowledged and recognized to be the most supior breed in the world.

The top two doctors in Florida are none other than a long descendant of the incredible Pretell family. It was also said that a pretell would meet a normal girl he would be loyal to named Abigail, From midgar.
King pretell the 2nd had a destined encounter with the lowed and savior him self.

Pretell is an ancient family that

Continues to this day. Uncommon to find a member of this royal family.
by Destined Pretell of 1996 November 30, 2013
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.
Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009
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