Cross Pollination

When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.

When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.

Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.

by Mike Toshler April 21, 2015

Pollysnatch

a word that will make anyone laugh when they're high

Travis: I'm not stoned guys.
Nic: Pollysnatch!
Travis: (rolling on the floor laughing his ass off)
Todd: haha, yes you are!

by 479nic November 6, 2007

polled

To trim or cut off the hair, wool, branches, or horns of

polled the sheep

polled the trees.

by TT@t July 9, 2009

pollywodge

word that can be used as a noun or adjective meaning things such as shit, fuck, ass, gangster, amazing, epic, fail, or any other commonly used phrases among young people today.

what the pollywodge?!

that's so pollywodge!!!!

you look pollywodge tonight. ;)

by crackerlewis19 March 1, 2010

pollicy

When politicians make decisions in order to improve their poll results regardless if it was based on good policy

Senator Smith recognizes that funding for that manufacturing plant to provide new jobs may negatively impact the state budget and double the rate on inflation, but he believes it will be good pollicy in the upcoming election year.

by Dennypeg March 26, 2010

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Pollidore

The best family ever

Nate pollidore made this

by 123abc456efg May 1, 2018