pussy pleaser

A pussy pleaser is a man's dick... it pleases women's pussies!

His pussy pleaser felt so good inside of me!

by PINKY June 27, 2004

check, please

A response to becoming the victim of an accident, indicating embarrassment.

Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in Vinny's left knee.

Vinny: "Check, please."

by ninjatigerbatman July 8, 2011

nigga please

when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.

Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba.

Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)

by thetruth. August 24, 2009

Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

Please Be Mine

a popular song written and preformed by the jonas brothers.
it was the first song they wrote togther and caused them to form the jonas brothers.

person#1- did u hear that song please be mine
person#2- ya, dosnt it make ur heart melt.!

by Ryannn February 22, 2008

Nigga-Please!

Expression of suprise.

When a friend axe's you something, and you were obviously going to do it, you state "Nigga-Please!" to express the shame you feel at having such an insult to your honor.

Lysol: We gonna rape some bitches tonight?
Lyrese: Nigga-Please!

Tyrolla: Pass the blunt.
Durunka: Nigga-Please

by ilcou August 10, 2004

squirrel please

The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.

Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.

by 420josh October 15, 2007