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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.
Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.
by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019
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phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
by nikki.dove June 26, 2019
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phantom hug

being able to feel the feeling of getting hugged/having someone hug you when you haven’t been physically hugged
“he was so lost in his thoughts about how much he misses her, he started feeling phantom hugs”
by Ace the orange December 12, 2022
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Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..
It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand
by DamnuDan October 1, 2017
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Phantom Shit

A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.

Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Some little fuck has done a "phantom shit" in my work boots that I left at the front door!
by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016
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Phantom Diner

A restaurant or coffee shop you half remember visiting while drunk. In most cases the location of the restaurant is mistaken. If a drunk forgets something and tries to retrieve it the following day it will seem as though the restaurant was an apparition, as there is no restaurant where they believe they ate.

Its called a phantom diner because the scenario is very similar to a popular ghost story genre - a man has en experience with strange characters at a bar, on a ship, on a train, only to return the next day to find the setting has been abandoned for many years, or is just gone.
"I swear I was at a diner on 45th and Oak Street last night and left my phone. I took a cab there this morning, but when I got there there was no restaurant to be found. It's like it just vanished"

"You were at a phantom diner"
by Pellar January 8, 2009
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Julie and the Phantoms

A TV show (on Netflix) about a teen girl who forms a band with three ghosts.

Julie (the main character) has had trouble playing music since her mom died, which led her to being kicked out of her performing arts program at school. When she meets three ghosts (Luke, Alex, and Reggie) while cleaning out her mother’s music studio, she forms a band with them, and is able to find herself again through the music that they create.

Many other plots occur during the show, such as the boys trying to figure out how they can “cross over,” in order to escape the control of an evil ghost, and Carlos (Julie’s little brother), trying to hunt the ghosts, along with his aunt.
Person 1: have you seen Julie and the Phantoms?
Person 2: yes! I can’t believe they haven’t renewed it for a second season yet!
by Sassybellona June 22, 2021
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