Take about blank percent off there

Calm down; back off; "Take it down a notch"

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived.
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Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

98 percent

The percent of women in the world that are either bitches or hoes. Therefore they are not worth caring for.
See also 2 percent

Kathlene is being really 98 percent right now, you can tell she is really bitchy.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009

Pelter

Somone who has made a mistake, or is funny or crazy

What an absolute pelter you are

by MojoCdawg January 16, 2019

Ten percenter

When you have 10% of a boner so it just barley bulges in your pants but is still noticeable.

Man i'm rocking a ten percenter and i don't know what to do with it.

by ComradeHamster February 21, 2015