ghost pedestrian

A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.

Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*

Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!

Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!

by emmef January 25, 2012

Extra Pedestrial

When aliens are a normal thing on earth they'll be called "extra pedestrials"

That is one neat Extra Pedestrial

by marshallongueil June 18, 2015

National Pedas Day

A national day celebrated by all the pedas out there. This day is used to fuck it up in every sense of the word “fuck it up”. Takes place on FEBURARY 22 and is typically spent with the people you fw the most.

Aaron: “you ready for National Pedas Day”
Denys:” HELL YEAH we staying up till the sun comes up”

by NICEFATCAKES February 3, 2019

e-pedos

A sexual predator using the internet to catch underage kids

Hey George, i've heard you've been talking to Richard, i think he's a e-pedos

by bigdicknigga12 April 24, 2019

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

Pyrrhic Pedestal

When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.

You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.

by Nartal July 22, 2021

Annoying pedestrians

Annoying Predestrians are usually people who get in the way of cyclists, they also can tend to stand in the way when others are trying to get past on the sidewalk.

"hey look at those annoying pedestrians Jim"
"Yeah I know right! Mike died after he had to swerve to avoid those peds"

by Avocado's May 25, 2022