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Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
“Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

Peanut butter on the bricks

Having done a good job at something, or having a productive day. (Ex. Man you really put the peanut butter on the bricks today)
Did you put the peanut butter on the bricks?

peanut butter muffin 

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

peanut butter pussy 

a name given to a gay man's ass.
I want some of his peanut butter pussy.

peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit 

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!
dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

Peanut Butter Man 

To have a girl eat tonnes of Peanuts and during sex, she shits on the dude where then he rubs it it all over his body moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
He made me eat a full bag of Peanuts the day before, then got me to shit on his chest and started moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."