Mash pateese

Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!

by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016

Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

JETT IS PATHETIC

Jett Alexander is pathetic

Jett is pathetic

JETT ALEXANDER IS PATHETIC
JETT IS PATHETIC

by #Jettslander March 15, 2022

The Carey Patented reverse hammerfuck

When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories

We did the Carey patented reverse hammerfuck lastnight

by S. Walrus November 12, 2022

Weak and Pathetic

Mari/mariposa/maddie

Mari is the definition weak and pathetic

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

Weak and Pathetic

Mari

"I sleep in jeans.
Okay that's so weak and pathetic of you."

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023