The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.
Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.
bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand
bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand
by popalsquatch August 20, 2012
Get the backseat parentingmug. When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like
WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Saying things really loudly like
WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something
by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020
Get the Parent callermug. "Sugar parents" phrase : A wealthy family with lots of money to spend on sponsoring a child that's not theirs so they can fill the hole their problematic marriage has left in their soul.
"I need money but I really don't have enough stamina for a sugar daddy "
" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"
" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"
by Imjaredim19andineverlearnedhow December 14, 2019
Get the Sugar parentsmug. Adam: Eric, how much did those shoes cost?
Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.
Adam: SICK!
Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.
Adam: SICK!
by itzz pink August 15, 2009
Get the Parental Rebatemug. a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
Get the octopus parentmug. To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.
I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.
by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011
Get the p-parentingmug. (noun)
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010
Get the Parental Alibimug.