otter

bitches think they are cute.

Woman: "Awww hun look at that otter it's so..."

Man: "Cute, yeah yeah I know bitch."

by simpleq March 23, 2008

Wetter than an otters pocket

What my area constantly feels like when im around jevon b.

When jevon looks at me i get wetter than an otters pocket

by Bold girl February 14, 2021

Idaho Otter Pop

A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.

My boyfriend almost threw up after giving me an Idaho Otter Pop.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

otter creek steampipe

When your bitch lays on her back in a hot tub or in the bath tub you straddle her belly and have a diarrhea shart.

Damn I messed that bitch up when i gave her a surprise Otter creek steampipe

by BillyBobGoatMan February 17, 2017

Otter

A mythical semiaquatic mammal. It is believed to have evolved from the weasel family sometime around the dinosaurs or somethin. It has fur, an elongated body, and feet built for swimming. The idea of this creature existing is hilarious but has story origins dated to the early 2000’s in north Florida, USA.

“You guys, look, it’s an otter!”

“Jaclyn, that’s not an otter, it’s a godamn floating stick again.”

by Grumpygills May 28, 2018

Insanity Otter

A complete jackass. Someone who is a douche and everyone hates. Usually is also a furry. Has no friends.

Gtfo insanity otter.

insanityotter:lololilawkurpronzozr.

by souljaboytellemrapedurmom April 17, 2008

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.

Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.

by gaygelding March 11, 2021