Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.

“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

Brex offender

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.

Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.

by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....

by Skryko December 14, 2019

Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.

Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021

Pisser offerer

Title given to someone with the job/ task of pissing someone off; to make someone angry to a certain extent

I am the pisser offerer in this deal, if I piss you off I win

by Golfclubs2neat May 12, 2022

six offender

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.

Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.

by Bifeanor May 30, 2022

The Franco-American Offensive

Putting aside all differences in order to pool resources and attack the British

David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023