fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

Frothy numbers

A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.

"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."

by KUJ September 7, 2016

Random Number Gods

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

by NyanFawful June 9, 2016

Beef Nubs

Gum ball sized, meaty, engorged female nipples. Typically accompanied by large areolas.

Rachel took her bra off and wow!!! What a set of beef nubs. I had to suckle.

I sucked her beef nubs last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Villager number 14

A villager who is a character out of a YouTube video called villager news

The hotdog is out of the bun

Understood villager number 14

by Villager #8 May 21, 2019

door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.

He’s my door number 3.

by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021