Nikola

The sexiest man on earth and is really good in bed. He is such a chad

I want to be like Nikola.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Nikolaj

Nikolaj is very good looking, hot, handsome, attractive, striking, stunning, fine, well proportioned, gorgeous, beautiful, stylish, funny, elegant, lovely, smart, majestic, strong, sharp, adequate, principled, disciplined, clean, nice, intelligent, superior alpha male.
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.

(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)

Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.

Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.

by midgetspinner22 April 5, 2022

Nikolaisliltoe

As we can see here, Nikolaisliltoe is the gayest motherfucker you’ll ever lay your eyes upon in or even hear in your life.. and im not lying

Someone : dude did you hear how Nikolaisliltoe was being extra fruity today? Sigmaanddazaibodyslamme : oh my god yes I did!

by ..Sigma and dazai body slam me April 15, 2022

Nikoblaf

Best pharah player to ever touch console overwatch and he is very smooth with the ladies.

Omg!!!! i wish i was like Nikoblaf!

by Nikoblaf May 1, 2022

Nikolas

Nikolas is a fairly good looking man. He cares about his friends and will do anything for him. He may seem a little annoying on the outside, but once you get to know him you’ll see that he’s nice and sweet.

He is very insecure and is scared to talk to people. But when he does make friends, he treats them with respect.

That Nikolas is so nice!

by JonTon42 May 2, 2022

Nikolas

gay ass tall giraffe that cant keep his mouth shut abt anybody else. Butt hurt ass, no wonder why your girl left your gay ass. couldn't even keep her happy uncoordinated ass. You suck ass at wrestling too. Nobody even likes your ass on the team.

Nikolas is a mutated radioactive giraffe balls that exploded in the womb.

by XIII smoking flowers May 13, 2022

Nikolai

BEST PERSON EVER KOLYA SOLOS UR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!!! THEYRE FUNNY AND AWESOME AND AMAZING AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM!!!!! ONLY A COOL PERSON WOULD BE NAMED NIKOLAI!!!! MY FAVOURITE CLOWN EVER GUYS!!!!
(Theyre kinda homo tho…). ALSO THEYRE ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS EVER??!?!?!

SHORT ANSWER: NIKOLAI IS THE BEST

“Have you talked to Nikolai today?”
“Omg! Yes, I did! He’s so charming and funny!”
“Wow! That’s exactly what I thought!”

by traffy waffy May 24, 2022