needle dick

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle

bob has a pointy needle dick

by DAR May 1, 2003

needle

noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:

"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"

OR

"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"

Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)

Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."

by Ja-' Chri-' UK July 30, 2008

Nardle

The nardle is the little line of flesh that runs along the grundle (or taint) and scrotum ending at the base of the penis.

I was climbing over a fence and snagged my nardle.

by NoodleyAppendage December 26, 2008

needle

Sticking your dong where it don't belong.

Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.

by Dontavius December 12, 2004

Nerble

located on the ta ta, another word for nipple. caution, may become erect.

"Oh my, she has nice nerbles!"

by jrekim January 20, 2006

nerdlete

1. Someone who is really nerdy, and has amazing athletic abilities.
2. OR: Someone who is really smart, and can do athletic activities really well without seeming to try

The U.S. History teacher was a nerdlete; he knew everything there was to know about our country's history and dressed like a legit nerd, however he was beast at dodgeball and could out-dance anyone in the school.

by Iamsuchanidiot October 24, 2010

Nerdgebra

The annoying thing nerds do when they quiz eachother on math problems, or other school related topics.
(Mix of nerd and algebra)

Nerd: Dude, i got one. If y=3 what is 3x times......
Bystander #1: Dude, those guys are doing some serious nerdgebra
Bystander #2: Ya i know, its kind of annoying.

by Cubsfanforlife February 6, 2009