naked bootleg

when your bangin a chick and your friend is hiding in the closet and the chick is so fucked up that she doesn't notice the switch and your friend from the closet starts to bang the chick.
I was fuckin Blowjob Becky last night and Jeff and I pulled off a "Naked Bootleg"!! Drunk ass Bitch!!
by 808 Bitch October 20, 2010
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The Naked Man

A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.

Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
by WatcherMark November 27, 2018
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Fuck Naked

An extreme degree of naked beyond 'buck naked', where it's as if you are seeing someone while they're having sex. After seeing someone fuck naked it's hard to ever look at them the same again.
Guy 1: "Do you remember walking in on that trick last night when she was totally getting railed"?

Guy 2: "Ya dude for sure I can never look at her the same she was completely fuck naked".
by Shooter McGavin #1 July 19, 2010
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naked hole

A special management area with in a jail or prison. Solitary confinment locked down for 23/7.
"Pack your shit inmate, your goin' to the naked hole"
"Please don't send me to the naked hole, I promise I'll be good" (This usually doesn't work)
by jim October 18, 2006
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Naked Hut

A Naked Hut is an affectionate name for a room that you had or have alot of great sex in!

It is a very versitile expression as traditionally this room is thatched and it is usuallly in a secluded area away from technology and distraction.

Recent studies have shown that naked huts can be anywhere as long as there is a roof and walls.

The only real thing to remember with this expression is that the room has to belong to you or the person you are sleeping with ei a hotel room is not a naked hut unless of course you live there
Boy calls girl: Hey what you doing?

Girl: Just sitting at home

Boy: oooh the naked hut

Girl: Yes:)
by baby_gurl_jes March 17, 2011
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ne'er-be-nake

Those actresses, such as Jennifer Love Hewitt or Kathy Ireland, who presume themselves too good to get naked on camera.
Hey I've been searching for celeb pics of Rachael Leigh Cook all day, but I'm beginning to think she's a ne'er-be-nake
by p1p3 February 21, 2005
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half-naked

any situation where one of the two sensitive lady parts are covered: topless or bottomless.
the fact that she would only get half-naked at any given time made their sex life interesting.
by you wishfwwdfasdf23 September 09, 2010
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