mule driver

A chronic masturbater

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony

burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!

by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015

MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever

That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule

by fvngvs July 12, 2025

beautiful mule

Someone who is second prettiest

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.

by notfancy March 1, 2018

Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila

Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.

by Sixgun March 11, 2018

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013