VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
by amoyoy August 12, 2007
Get the Kankle-Monstermug. by sykksmoke January 14, 2008
Get the purple monstermug. a being that is unusually gross or ick-filled; often used to describe little brothers
a large pile of something that no longer retains its previous state of being, but has been morphed into something that can only be described as a monster of ick, like a large pile of melted fudgesicles or a mountain of used tampons
a large pile of something that no longer retains its previous state of being, but has been morphed into something that can only be described as a monster of ick, like a large pile of melted fudgesicles or a mountain of used tampons
"Do you want to do something after school today?"
"No I have to babysit the ick monster"
"Watch out! You almost stepped on that giant ick monster!"
"No I have to babysit the ick monster"
"Watch out! You almost stepped on that giant ick monster!"
by aliceinhole April 3, 2010
Get the Ick Monstermug. A (usually male) individual who lifts weights and/or uses steroids (juice) to attain a grotesque, reddened, mesomorphic physical state, which they accentuate by wearing tiny tank-tops and grim, constipated expressions.
The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.
Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.
A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.
Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.
Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.
Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.
A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.
Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.
Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
"The weight area at my gym is full of Beef Monsters!"
"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."
Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"
Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."
Girl A: "I am disgusted."
"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."
Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"
Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."
Girl A: "I am disgusted."
by OldBay March 13, 2009
Get the Beef Monstermug. by shiota March 11, 2022
Get the Lean Monstermug. A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 6, 2006
Get the Wopness Monstermug. by Lauren R April 21, 2008
Get the monster tardmug.