mongo

a complete idiot. Moron or a dumbass

"what you did last night was a mongo move." or "nice try mongoe:

by Angelina February 14, 2005

mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.

victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb

by fergus1 October 23, 2006

mongolian barbeque

When you spray fart on a girl when she is licking your taint. The girl then throws up on your balls all the while she is jacking you off and you cum on her bangs.

This hooker i met last night was good in bed, she even gave me an mongolian barbeque.

by Bovice_T May 25, 2009

Himalayan Mongoose

you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda shit and the chick has to have big tits.

You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

Dude, I gave my neighbors wife a Flying Himalayan Mongoose last week. I felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.

by Lemonjello Walker October 2, 2007

mongoon

1. Fun to hang out with
2. Another word for cool, chill, tight, fantastic, awesome.

He's mongoon to chill with

Instead of saying he's chill to chill with, because that sounds too redundant

by Cassi and Mollie September 11, 2007

mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing

As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.

by Wikidick May 15, 2006

mongoloid

a retarded midget that has a giant forehead and works in a circus....most mongoloids are named tim

that mongoloids just slobbered all over me....fuckin retard i fuckin hate mongoloids and there gigantic foreheads...

by sshsasps February 25, 2008