Chester the Molester

1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.

2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...

1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!

2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 14, 2011

modest mouse

A pretty alright band. Issac is flat-out insane.

Damn, they're getting too popular

by evil monkey November 18, 2004

Molestare

A molestare is that awkward, shiver inducing look that you may get from that creepy child molester looking guy on a train or a bus, or just some creep on the street. Generally, a Molestache will enhance the creepyness of this stare.

That guy over there is giving me the creepiest molestare ever! I wish he would stop. Can you walk in to work with me?

by Jurgen Von Bunn January 18, 2009

modestly saucy

Buzzed, but in the exam the next day kind of way.

I was going to hit the bars bro, but I figured I'd just get modestly saucy with the bitch and rail her afterwards.

by ohmyfuck111 April 11, 2011

molestment

The act of gayly touching your sons butt

Kari stop Touching my butt I will not take this molestment

by Troop111 May 24, 2017

Modesto

Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is the act of placing all your hotspots within 100m of each other completely ruining your chances of ever receiving any rewards. Originates from the the Helium coverage of Modesto, California which has been overpopulated with hotspots and the reward scales destroyed.

GUY1: Hey guys , just had my 10 hotspots arrive today, how far away should I place them?

GUY2: Make sure they're at least 300m apart from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !

by GINNYUD February 11, 2021

modest pelican

modest pelican is a funny youtuber who wants us to spred the good word of his channel and stay hydrated. his grand theft auto online intros go something like this hey guys modest pelican here back with grand theft auto online if you in joyed this video please (insert funny way to premote modest pelicans youtube channel here) to spered the good word of my channel this is thick man a retered hitman on a journy to become the kigpin of los santos this are the boys boys boys and together they form a dangers gang called the sons of virgins this are there storys

modest pelican is the god of pelicans

by arthur morgan 1899 November 21, 2021