by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.
Also called Winter Melon-Pult.
Also called Winter Melon-Pult.
"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
A 500 sun cost plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which lobs frozen melons that slow down zombies in a 3x3 tile radius.
by FirePeaGuy April 03, 2024
Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?
by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021
A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.
"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
by Angel Eyes 0321 November 24, 2008