Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

by Jerkee October 31, 2011

Mean Yogurt

An affirmative response to something fun or interesting, similar to "cool beans".

ex 1:

Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"

ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"

by where_she_at July 10, 2018

Mean Beaver

A very nice vagina.

Damn girl, that sure is a mean beaver.

by YTSupplyCo August 5, 2018

Mean Fifteen

Someone who looks like or has a fifteen inch penis (or just a big dick in general).

Bro definitely has a mean fifteen.

by pollotropical February 24, 2023

the meaning of life

potato

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: potato
person 1: wha-
person: POTATO

by someone220987 March 13, 2023

Mean Cxap

The best rapper in the game. He has bars and anyone who hates him is gay.

WAKE UM ADAM-MEAN CXAP

by BALSAMTHE3RD May 4, 2022

Mean bean

One of the several flavors available in the Monster Java Energy Drink line. The best Java flavor to exist.

ALSO, an adjective to describe somebody who is WORSE than a bad bean. Mean beans are not just bad, they may also be racist, homophobic, etc. or an asshole in general.

1. Mean Bean is the best monster flavor. Ong
2. That guy called my Asian friend a racial slur. He’s a MEAN BEAN!

by dumb jsjsj September 18, 2022