West Virginia Mattress

a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex

Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?

by J-Kwan June 11, 2006

Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.

Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.

by J_H_N April 23, 2009

mattress

A silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.

"Dude, have you met Jane?"
"Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"

by CTiswhereithappens August 14, 2009

mantrafication

push the button
grab the wheel
let off steam
sow a seed
light the fuse
lace your shoes
set in motion
cause commotion
run the horse
run out doors
burn the coal
catching ghosts
say hello
blow the whistle
dive in the pool
click OK
agree with terms
spit out the funk
cut out your chunk
improve its taste
unveil your face

Examples of mantrafication

by Krkič June 23, 2019

squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003

Mattress Ranch

Another name for semen.

After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.

by Sir. Ted March 15, 2011

mattress dancing

It's sex, you IQ-deprived idiots.

I don't tango, but I do spend my nights mattress dancing.

by smarterthanyou265 July 24, 2014