Malpalo

Cuban for a Bad Dick 'Its Just Useless '

D'andre is Un Malpalo !

Zack has a Better Palo !

But Zack Still has Un Malpalo !

by Boricuaa<33 December 12, 2010

malpropriate

to spell a word wrong or in the wrong context

teacher writes words on board: "Right about anything you want to."
Student raises hand and says "Mr/Mrs. (SoandSo) did you intend to malpropriate the word 'Wright?'"

by Bilbo Bobkins October 27, 2011

Malayeshia

An uncommon name, generally generated by incredibly unique and creative parents for girls. A girl of this name is said to be courageous, intellectual and profound at all times. She uses her wit and excellent speaking voice to beguile many a boy but chooses to be a free spirit.

Yo, man, it's Malayeshia. Damn she something else. Wish I knew what she was thinking all the time.
Duuu, you have about as much a chance as getting some of that as I have of learning to read minds. Shut yo dumb self the fuck up.

by Briant Penssly February 26, 2013

Malcy

someone who is severely mal-coordinated or physically challenged in hand to eye coordination.

man one : "hey dude catch this ball",

man two (malcy) : attempts to catch ball but only misses it completely thrusting his arms franticly around.
man one : "wow dude your such a malcy"

by spongeboblovedick October 27, 2013

malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.

"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."

by Smashleighs November 11, 2013

Malaysian Toolbox

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina

"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016

Malay

Too cute for to get in trouble, a sneaky person, loves snapchat especially the filters the flower crown and doggy, crybaby, a short girl, not thick.dont care what u say.

Hater:ugh softy alert
Malays:idgaf

by David codet January 30, 2017