Your Mums Got A Mullet Down Under

A term used to describe ones mother impliying that they have a lot of pubes. Can be used as a come-back if someone says you have a mullet.

Example

Alexis: You've got A mullet.

Akira: No mate, your mums got a mullet down under.

by Barry!!!! July 7, 2006

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

mullet juice

The ringing out of your sweat from your bandanna into the drinking water bucket.

Hey! This water tastes like mullet juice. Did you ring out your sweaty mullet rag in it?

by Tennessee Pelt June 29, 2010

malleus draconia

Someone who looks like they can kill you but is a cinnamon roll

Malleus draconia is a pretty boi

by by I weird gurl November 3, 2022

Halo Mullet

a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.

Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.

by BILL FROM HAYWARD November 19, 2006