When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw
noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer
adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer
adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer
by SheepB0T February 8, 2024
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Wabos depend heavily on lookership to make their unsubstantiated claims . Lookership isn't Scholarship.
by Itaka Chito November 19, 2023
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person 1: loozekh smash or pass
person 2: Pass. He's a bit fat
He'd crush me into a flatbread while I bite his giant weiner
I don't want to be crushed into flatbread by a fat chubby obese hippo oink oink piggy Oinky Pig Crispy Bacon
person 2: Pass. He's a bit fat
He'd crush me into a flatbread while I bite his giant weiner
I don't want to be crushed into flatbread by a fat chubby obese hippo oink oink piggy Oinky Pig Crispy Bacon
by TheSonOfRageAndCum November 19, 2023
Get the Loozekh mug.The "Looters Paradox" is a phenomenon that occurs in survival games and looter shooters, where the Player or "Looter" cannot find the item they are desperately looking for when they are putting their effort into looking for it, but will find it when they've forgotten about it or are looking for a completely different item.
It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.
It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.
"Ugh, I've been looking for this item for hours, but I just cannot find it! I hate the looters paradox!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"
by P3trich0r July 19, 2024
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Get the Loomered mug.Someone who sneaks a cheeky glance at another manhood at a urinal. Not gay, just a fuckwit. Can be used in the disguise of calling someone attractive. Lower than a lad.
by ChazzaGazza67 January 31, 2026
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