family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

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c-link

Copy a URL (address) on a desktop or laptop. Right-click the URL you want to copy. Or click on this symbol 🔗

c-link if you feel sorry for them.
c link to get more followers

by the one who ask to c-link :) June 18, 2021

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grab a link

The new way to connect with work acquaintances in pandemic times when you can't grab a drink.

Hey man, let's grab a link at the end of the presentaion.

by Richard Manuel March 3, 2021

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steamy link

A Steamy Link is when two people sharing a double sided dildo for anal play. When the dildo is inserted deep into both rectums and both users defecate ate the same time. This is a steamy link. Also Dave is a piece of shit....

Oh man Dave and Adam shared a steamy link.

by Tremujin October 20, 2017

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