lamont

cant get pussy lmfao

lamont cant get pussy lmfao

by ransfordhasasmallcock September 18, 2021

Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

labonka

The act of a black man and a white woman having Intercourse in a port-a-potty, but while the black man has a Thanos gauntlet on fingering the white woman, while simultaneously their grandmothers are getting butt-fucked by a gaggle of chimpanzees.

“Hey man did you hear?”
“About what?”
“Tyrone and Abby did the Labonka!”
“No way that’s crazy!”
“Yeah and the best part is Tyrone said that his grandma didn’t expect the chimps!”
“That’s awesome!”

by I have a grandma kink July 18, 2022

ladonna syndrome

a special type of allergy that makes u laugh uncontrollably and burst out into spontaneous song singing (horribly might i add)

ladonna syndrome is very bad for your health.

WELL La Donna singing and if you don't know her well just picture a a Banshee(A mythological, female, magical creature that flies all night looking for prey. They feed on people's sadness. They kill by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victem's body so that they drown in their own blood) lmfao

by Andre Loredo May 29, 2008

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004

landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".

Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.

by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011

landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.

He was being all 'landon' about it.

by yourworstnightmareinadarkalley August 26, 2011