stinky lance

Stinky Lance is a pussy who never uses deodorant and stinks up the whole school🤮

This kid smells like Stinky Lance

by Big Jay23 November 24, 2018

Dirty lainie

Dirty lainie is when a woman squeezes a man’s nipples while pinching the tip of his penis until he orgasms, so hard, he shakes.

She really gave me a good dirty lainie last night.

by Linoleum 227 April 15, 2020

Omaha Lancers

The Omaha lancers are a hockey team in the United States Hickey league. Home of my local hockey team. The lancers play in Ralston Arena, confusing commuters as even though there name is the OMAHA lancers, they play in Ralston.

The lancers fans are devoted to their team and will do anything to help their team win against other USHL opponents.

Bill: Did you know that the Omaha Lancers play in Ralston, Not Omaha?
Terry: I know, now just give me those tickets before I get my gun.

by that omaha guy July 27, 2021

Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

Pull a Lance

To attend more than one punk show in a night

There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance

by D123Z January 21, 2021

Lance

A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.

Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.

by David crocket anderson August 2, 2008

Lance

The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .

“The names Lance, we were in the same class at the Garrison.”

by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 12, 2018