kreemer

A person who is so addicted to porn that their thoughts have been completely wiped and once every 20 to 30 seconds they spew their reproducive liquids out of their genitalia.

Man: Hello miss how are you today?

Woman: HOLY SHIT UUUUH IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW!!!!

man: You must be a kreemer.

by ChimmyNipples February 25, 2024

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Kreeshar

Kreeshar is someone who has had a troubled past but wouldn’t shine that darkness onto you. Kreeshar is a person with details imbedded into their memories with every description as possible. Kreeshar has a fragile heart that needs and wants to be taken care of. Kreeshar likes small things because everything counts and matters. Kreeshar is someone who can make a beautiful impact on you whether if you like it or not. The first glance you take will make you fall in love with Kreeshar no matter the circumstance. The heart fluttering feeling of Kreeshar just saying the perfect words you needed to hear whether if it was good or bad, reality or fanatasy. Kreeshar is someone who thinks about the future and the bad and good things that are bound to happen. Kreeshar likes to be funny and sarcastic with both realistic and non-realistic tendencies. Kreeshar likes to have a nice time whether it is just talking or keeping each other company because it means every minute counts. Kreeshar can make you feel like the best and only person in the world with the heart Kreeshar has, the feeling would be unreal. This feeling would make you miss Kreeshar every moment of the day whether it is good or bad. Having to know/love Kreeshar would make you feel out of this world and at home. Kreeshar would remind you of the sun, the skies, the sunsets, and the sunrise. The moon is Kreeshar’s protector because it never leaves her side. Kreeshar is the feeling of being loved by, loving, loved, and love itself.

I love you, Kreeshar.

by nabiology November 20, 2023

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