Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.

If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.

by Aktually July 2, 2019

Kyle

This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.

Today is the day that you became a Kyle.

by Elder Brother August 21, 2020

Kyle

Drinks monster and punches dry wall

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster

by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021

Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019

Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.

Kyle just stole my girl

by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019

kylee

worst person to ever be around. do yourself a favor and get the hell out! usually blonde. and fucking stupid. kys.

person 1: dude kylee is fucking annoying

person 2: word. i hate that bitch.

by lilholla<3 March 22, 2022