king kong dick

A joint that is collosal in both girth and length, so much so that it resembles the fictional primates oversized genatalia

joey: holy shit! johnny that has to biggest joint iv ever seen!

johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!

by gunny bunny August 15, 2012

The King Kong

During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).

Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"

Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."

Jack: "Nice."

by SemanJones January 5, 2013

The Donkey Kong

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

hong kong piss bucket

An asain that will do stuff for money.

Guy 1: I need someone to drink my piss.
Guy 2: Find a hong kong piss bucket.

by Minge2 May 17, 2006

kong

a gargantually huge beeing

hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.

by pimp valley August 11, 2003

Hong Kong Glue

Slang term for cum
Refers to the fact that cum is sticky, like glue as well as the high prevalence of hookers in Hong Kong

I gave that bitch some dental shots of Hong Kong glue.

by Patrick F... October 24, 2008

kongming

Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.

The legacy of Kongming will be revered for millenia to come.

by |>|-|1|_ April 20, 2007