Keith

Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.

From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"

by bluhluhluhschning August 12, 2011

keithran

The most sexiest man out there. Also know as a "wild keithro" he is a great socialist and a party animal. Also very athletic and kind. People look to him as a building block to there tower. Everyone loves him and should want to be his friend.

My nigga keithran over here live as fuck!

by Ganggangyn25$3 April 24, 2017

Keithology

Giving an answer to a question that is short, direct, truthful yet very general and broad that it truly does not answer the question you are asking.

My uncle was coming to visit so i called him to see where he was so i would know how long till he arrived; “Hi uncle Keith, where are you?” (Keithology reply) “I’m in the car.” “Where is your car?” “On the road.”

by macdog5 November 25, 2017

Kieto

Thicc but smol loli.

Hazel: Kieto's thicc

Zyra: *hug tackles Kieto* Kieto!

Ace: *hits Kieto in her smol loli head with his Captain America shield*

by totally not kieto June 8, 2018

Kethly

Used to describe how you feel whenever you are overwhelmed.

Josh always feels kethly whenever he is around Garrison.

by Radull May 16, 2018

keithan gilmore

The most sexiest man alive also he has the biggest dick u ever seen he’s kind caring loving romantic funny and many more things if u meet a keithan Gilmore don’t leave him

Keithan Gilmore is sexy.

by Idhdhddjdj October 16, 2018

keith the coon

stupid bitch nigger who has scabies and eats granny poonani for supper, keith the coon is a super villain in the secret show of grannys verses predetor if you come across keith the coom piss in his urethra its his weakness

dude i heard sara pissed in keith the coons eyes lasy night ...

by sara rose meme lord March 7, 2019