kitchen dog

Cockroach; especially a really big one.

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"

by snakemonkey February 7, 2020

kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.

I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Kitchen Pig

Another term for a Kitchen Hand. Does everything from the dishes to prep to whatever the chef asks them to do.

I just got my first job in hospo as a kitchen pig.

by BuckinghamNicks March 12, 2021

kitchen twang

The act of changing a recipe or adding ingredients to a frozen meal.

Yeah you know Nick put a little kitchen twang on that pizza.

by PringleCrisp September 15, 2021

Kitchenware Sexuality

Kitchenware Sexuality is a sexuality in which an individual is sexually, spiritually, and/or emotionally attracted to one or more kitchen items. Common kitchenware that are found to be attractive include toasters, fridges, mixers, blenders, waffle makers etc. Favourited brands include 'Semg' and 'Samsung', especially Smeg toasters and fridges, as well as Samsung fridges.

Arron could not stop himself from vigorously caressing Sarah's Smeg toaster. Its colour, texture, and design really turned him on. ( That is Kitchenware Sexuality)

by Mountianpc October 5, 2021

Kitchener

A real geographical anomaly. Any effort made to describe a place is futile. Most people cannot agree on what neighborhoods are called at all. Plus there are like 5 beechwoods. It’s really something.

“Are you over by the Pyramid over by the Cibc near Laurier?”
“I have lived in Kitchener my entire life and cannot figure out where you are talking about”

by ToastedWalnut January 24, 2022

Kishendran

Kishendran is a person who's kind, caring, homiesexual and friendly. Also he can steal your boyfriend anytime although he's straight. A Kishendran tends to pack 9 inches and is very cool.

Jenna : I think my boyfriend is cheating on me with Kishendran again
Lina : What makes you say that?
Jenna : I saw him hanging out with Kishendran

by anonymous February 1, 2022