Kaimalino

"Kaimalinos a gay lil perv. He gets lucky every once and a while and no matter how hard people try to fix him they just cant. He loves all sorts of lil boys and girls. If you see one in the wild you should run. He is also extremely horny and did I mention gay.

Person 1: Is that a Kaimalino

Person 2: Run

Kaimalino: The Quavion is here to block ballz bc im gay.

by "gofuckurself" February 2, 2022

Muskrat Karma

Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.

Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

charlie brown karma

having sustained bad luck throughout your lifetime.

Poor Don Andersen has had so many shitty things happen to him, he's got Charlie Brown Karma written all over him.

by BCH January 14, 2008

pre meditated] karma

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma

One to cause pre meditated karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021

neko no te mo karitai

Literally, "I would like to borrow a cat's paw." It means that one is extremely busy; so much so that they would appreciate the help of a cat.

Ichi: Neko no te mo karitai!
Ni: Ashite e watashi ga neko wo motarashimasu!
Ichi: Baka da yo!
Ni: Joudan deshita!
Ichi: Kimi ga joudan desu!
Ni: Ite...

One: I'm uber-busy!
Two: Tomorrow I'll bring a cat!
One: You're really an idiot.
Two: It was joke!
One: You're a joke.
Ni: Ouch...

by heterosexualrainbow April 5, 2009

karma

the score on gamefaqs.com your username gets. you earn 1 karma for each day your account is active. higher karma amounts allow you to post more messages per day, have access to more social boards, bragging rights, etc... You lose karma when one of your messages gets moderated, the amount lost per message depends on the severity of the violation and how much of an d-bag the moderator is.

that asshole mod gave me a 3 karma loss for my topic!!!

by MI6007 April 28, 2007

Reverse Karma

When you choose to be a dick in a situation and it either turns out in your favor or doesn't cause a negative outcome like usual karma to the point you regret your asshole behavior.

(Fluffy Female approaches wearing a large white jacket)
Douche whispers to friend: "Yo look at this fat fucking cream puff."
Fluffy Female: "You guys did so well in the talent show the other night, you have amazing talent."
...
Douche to friend: "Damn I feel like a douche now, bro.."
Friend: "That's called Reverse Karma. It makes YOU the bitch."

by Alkemy November 10, 2016